Ah, yes, hmm, glad you noticed then dear friend. Waiting for something completely different then, are you? Well, I'll definitely try, but the "completely" bit would be too strong, really.
*You see a weird cat-like creature with huge ears. The beast has apparently just tasted a cake; not omnomnom. Also, there's a dark and silly looking path leading westward.*
We noticed, but we are still obediently waiting for something completely different.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, hmm, glad you noticed then dear friend. Waiting for something completely different then, are you? Well, I'll definitely try, but the "completely" bit would be too strong, really.
ReplyDelete*wanders out to the lobby for some popcorn*
ReplyDelete*The foyer has vanished and as time and space warp around, you find yourself in the enchanted forest. There is a blue cabin there.*
ReplyDelete*Now what?*
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>disenchant forest
ReplyDelete*I don't know disenchant. You can't disenchant anything. Care for cake?*
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>eat cake omnomnom
ReplyDelete*the cake is not an omnommononoono whatever. Still, you eat it. Your ears grow astrally.*
ReplyDelete*Now what?*
> _
Look West
ReplyDelete*You see a weird cat-like creature with huge ears. The beast has apparently just tasted a cake; not omnomnom. Also, there's a dark and silly looking path leading westward.*
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Wield stick
ReplyDelete*Language!*
ReplyDelete*Anyway. The stick magically transforms into a rotting piece of wire. Your inventory is now empty.*
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> climb tree
ReplyDelete*The enchanted forest sports no trees. Only enchanted trees. There is no tree.*
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> whistle
ReplyDelete*The Lizard King appears and promptly sits on the lower branch of the enchanted tree closest to you. "I can do anything" he proclaims.*
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> get tea and biscuit
ReplyDelete*Uh, I can't do that the Lizard King replies, finally revealing the built-in limitations of the parser.*
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