Jun 17, 2006

Pong. Donkey Pong.

The Turds. Not the subtlest of names, but one quite descriptive of an assortment of satyric (and admittedly satirical) roguish characters from the best of toilet humor. And as everybody has to admit, toilet humor just can't be contained... The Turds have just (well, not just, but you do get the idea) invaded the digital medium, wearing their cunningly crafted (by Codemasters) casual game guise.

But, what about this post's title, should the more perceptive of readers ask themselves. Well, what about it dears? It's Pong, Donkey Pong as in Donkey Pong And The Adventures Of Rimdiana Jones, the first (soon more will follow) and very free Turds game (found here). A brilliant and rather scatologic Donkey Kong remake-clone-homage-thingy, introducing quite a few of little tweaks and fresh ideas, but above all an epic storyline. This time, you see, it's not about a plumber and an ape. It is ...er... here's how the developers describe it:

"Donkey Pong And The Adventures Of Rimdiana Jones sees popular action hero, Rimdiana Jones, and agent Marilyn Muckroe, on a search for the legendary fartifact, the Lost Arse. However, disaster strikes: Marilyn is captured by giant ape-sh*t, Donkey Pong, and is to be sacrificed to a mysterious giant turd, worshipped by the lost Pongo Tribe."

And here is a glimpse at some quite unique screenshots:

Intriguing, isn't it? Guess you'd better try it out. Then, you could always head back here and read about Sensible Soccer 2006, see John Cleese or download a free game.

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  1. deep s**t (puts his xbox360 on ebay)

  2. Noooooooo!
    Just don't throw the PC away, and you can keep the Xbox.

  3. (heeds gnomes advice, uses 360 as a bookend)

  4. No need to unplugg it though.

  5. Pong Donkey Kong...

    it fits together so perfectly...

  6. (looks up at the title) clever that!