And before you answer, please do keep in mind that although Grim Fandango and Psychonauts have been hailed as two of the best games ever, Epic Saga -Extreme Fighter- is indeed very freeware. As in absolutely free. And you wont have to download a thing either. Besides, it features gnomes, silly humor, piss easy gameplay and is signed by the wicked people of Double Fine. Play it here.Related @ Gnome's Lair: The Eurobasket '07 game, Platform!, Half Life 2 flipside, FlightGear
I lost. ;_;
ReplyDeletePoor dear. 'ere, have a cookie.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to inform you but I beat the crap out of both gnomes (King Gnome and The Gnome). I could not use my sword, though, for the bastards were to tiny. Needless to say, I was forced to kick them...in the face!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the last picture is so not safe for work...
...i've tasted it and yes I will admit it is indeed delicious... though a tad pornographic for my liking.. as nebachadnezzar has pointed out...
ReplyDeletea sip of beer perchance a trickle of wine may sate my reservations...
Oh come on now, it's hardly pornographic... and NSFW? No way, unless you're working in a (rather prudish) church. And stop tasting/beating gnomes please...
ReplyDeleteI do work in a rather prudish Church and I have to say I found it rather exciting... The second Gnome looks like the one you have to kick to get potions in Golden Axe...
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all the Gnome bashing in video games?
Indeed, you're absolutely right dear Father! It does look like the cousin that appeared in Golden Axe...
ReplyDeleteAs for the gnome bashing... A conspiracy methinks.
..well maybe if he lowered his erm sword a little... there that looks far safer for work.... and if you do hear of any jobs going in a convent... please email me immediately....
ReplyDeleteThose graphics look wicked! This is the game that will push me to buy a HDTV set.
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ReplyDeleteHope you can put up with 64 horribly bored nuns all aged between 18 and 26. Also google Castle Anthrax...
Indeed oh J! I'd spend quite a bit on silver cables too...
(takes annual bath, puts on suit, heads for interview......)
ReplyDeleteGood luck old friend...
ReplyDelete(arrives back... dejected...) the ad you saw was for an orderly in a retired nuns home.... just my bloody luck... oh well something will turn up..
ReplyDeleteMust have been a misprint ,though I really doubt it. Are you sure you got the adress right? It was 32B...
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