Jan 26, 2007

SEGA silliness and Segata Sanshiro

If you thought putting a SEGA Genesis on a SegaCD and promptly adding some Sonic cartridges, a 32X, a Game Genie, a Master System thingy and other obscure stuff to the towering mix is obsessive (pic via Joystiq), then you obviously haven't visited Father Krishna's Saturn Junkyard. There, you'll see a certain amazing Segata Sanshiro and will even have the dubious pleasure of reading Segata Sanshiro lyrics in English. Joy!

Related @ Gnome's Lair: Cry of Xaz (DC), The HiSaturn Navi, Video Game pr0n archive


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  1. fatherkrishna1/26/07, 9:57 PM

    Well Done Gnome!!!

    Outstanding commitment to promoting Segata Sanshiro earns you the...

    "Outsanding Commitment To Promoting Segata Sanshiro Award"
    and this lovely Segata Sanshiro autographed Karate Suit and wig...

    Cheers! Applause!!!

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  2. gnome1/26/07, 10:05 PM

    Thank you holy Father Krishna. Thank you... never believed I'd live to see the day I'd earn my very own and 100% personalized "Outstanding Commitment To Promoting Segata Sanshiro Award".

    (bows)

    (bows, again)

    (hangs award on Lair's main wall)

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  3. Unknown1/28/07, 4:30 AM

    (elderly enters wearing karate outfit, looks at gnome wearing karate outfit)

    ..not you too!

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  4. gnome1/28/07, 3:36 PM

    SEGATA SANSHIRO!

    Sega...?

    Huh.

    No, not me. I've been hypnotized!

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  5. Unknown1/29/07, 3:23 AM

    (adjusts belt....jumps into Segata stance.. uses mind force to overcome Gnomes Hynotic trance......)

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  6. gnome1/29/07, 5:24 PM

    (gnome gets further hypnotized to sleep)


    zzz

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  7. Unknown1/30/07, 3:12 AM

    ...feck! (checks segata training manual.....) ah forgot the eyeball squeeze before the nasal clamping...

    (stands over the unconcsious gnome. jumps into Segata stance.. uses mind force to overcome Gnomes Hynotic regreession.....)

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  8. gnome1/30/07, 12:34 PM

    (wakes up dressed as a pink bunnny)

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  9. Unknown1/31/07, 3:51 AM

    (jumps back startled..... what the hell did i do wrong... checks segata manual..... wait this isn't... reads title of manual....)

    "Transformation spells for dummies"

    oh oh!.....

    (runs to get carrots before Gnome spots his fluffy whit tail........)

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  10. gnome1/31/07, 12:07 PM

    ick , ick , tsk

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  11. Unknown2/3/07, 2:31 AM

    (checks anti-harry potter magic book)

    Rab
    rarebit
    rabid
    Rabbitt
    ...Rabbit punch
    ...Rabbit Stew
    ...Rabbit Castration
    ...Rabbit transfornation

    found it..... now i'll just repeat the magic words and everything will be fine

    yeah.... what's up doc?

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  12. gnome2/3/07, 5:09 PM

    Ra-ra-rasputin!

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  13. Unknown2/4/07, 12:34 AM

    it's working...... a boney M lookalike is better that a wabbitte....

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  14. gnome2/4/07, 2:21 PM

    Of course it is!

    Rararararararara... sputin!

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  15. Unknown2/6/07, 4:48 AM

    ...saviour of the russian ...erm

    raaaa raaa rasptin

    russia's greates love machine

    (performs Russian squat kick....)

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  16. gnome2/6/07, 1:57 PM

    (calls paramedics)

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