Enter The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive. A monumental archive of absolute silliness. An elegy for recklessly spent hours. A house of amateur, oral, hardcore, bestiality, zombie, cartoon, self and gangbangy sex. Just, do have a (shocking) glimpse before daring to visit this place of sodomy:
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And I thought the Elderly's Atari Conspiracy post was the best I'd ever seen...
ReplyDeleteThe stuff of genius...
Ah, you'll make me blush. Oops. I did...
ReplyDeleteRight thats it! i'm officially 'FUCKED OFF!' having torn myself away from my computer to ACTUALLY play games on a console (DC of course) I played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. Having amassed all the first level goals including the impossible 'SICK Score' (75000) by performing a rediculous amount of skating shenanigans, I rewarded myself with a sly game of Tekken 3, courtesy of the PS1/DC friendly 'Bleem' disc. And wouldn't you know it the little fecker wiped off all of my THPS2 data!!! I've tried all night to get back to where I was but to no avail... Arse! even shouted loudly at the biggest Ginger for not being able to make decent life choices with further education, but was really shouting at Tony Hawk!!! For not letting me progress in his shitty game..
ReplyDeleteGod the world's gone mad! Or maybe it's just me..
deary me (click!) i couldn't possibly (click!) watch such illicit content (click!), what were you thinking (click!) have we all succumbed to the global degradation of (click!) morals. Well not me (click!) no siree.... i refuse to visit that horrendous site (click!)..
ReplyDeleteerm... wheres the sodomy again...?
Well, sodomy is in ....er... just click. Mind you, it's a legal term, it is... By the way, seen any morals around there?
ReplyDeleteFatherkrishna, my friend, you 're clearly overreacting. PLease relax. Stop laying american games, take a deep breath and call the local witch doctor. Alternatively play some Ikaruga.
....morals.... round here? erm thats a trick question isn't it......(opens his book of "how to answer trick questions)...
ReplyDeletelet me see....
This is a good blog, it has value, and i don't see any wrong in it.... ergo when i visit this blog I am ensuring that my morality factor is enhanced tenfold..... twentyfold when you feature pictures of semi naked furries....
Oh! Over-reacting am I? Well just 'cos you said that I've replayed the game, spanked it's arse, and written a review of it...
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd appreciate your critical appraisal of my musings my Gnomic mentor, Harumph!!! He disappears
for ages and then comes back all judgemental... go on Elderly top my glass up with another snort of his finest!!
I don't know...
I wouldn't worry for my Tequila really wouldn't. i am after all deeply involved in the analysis of the morality of judgementality. In a way.
ReplyDeleteAnyway. Drink up. I have to clean this place.
so thats a no to furries then.... okay we'll open another bottle then we'll get started on the cleaing....
ReplyDeleteRight. Right. I'll get the cleaning squad assembled. You organize the drinking...
ReplyDelete....organise?...?
ReplyDeleteright i'm on it!!
(leaves open bottle of tequila beside 5 empty glasses......)
right that oughta do it....
Brilliant! Let's start then. The "cleaning" squad should be here any moment now.
ReplyDelete...whistles.......
ReplyDelete(checks watch...)
you did tell them didn't you....
Tell them? Tell them what?
ReplyDelete...tell them about..
ReplyDeleteno it's okay...
we'll do a quick spot of hoovering and dusting ourselves. dustmites multiply at an enormous rate... a quick spot of genocide will keep things ship shape
Genocide? On a Thursday?
ReplyDeleteyour right.... Friday it is then.... zap the varmints on the weekend...
ReplyDeleteweekend!!! problem is im drinking for the weekend, which means we can get back to it on Monday....
Never on a Monday. Sorry. Monday is a pretty shitty day. How about Wednesday?
ReplyDelete*LOL!!*
ReplyDeleteWednesday is detox..... Thursday is provisional... least till lunchtime happy hour, they do a lovely coctail sausage in baked potato.....
ReplyDeleteThursday morning?
Right after breakfast, then...
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