Oct 12, 2006

Uhhh.....uuuuuhhh!! Zombie Plague.

Now, here's a game that will cater to the refined tastes of the people who don't really enjoy spending money: Zombie Plague. An excellent and free board game (well, you will be needing a printer; and some ink; dice would come in handy too; other than that it's free) that pits humans vs. zombies, or, to be more precise, fast and well-armed humans vs. slow and defenseless zombies. Great tactical fun.

Get the brilliantly illustrated PDF of Zombie Plague here.

Related @ Gnome's Lair: Space Hulk, Zombies!!! and Zombies!!! 2, board gaming truths


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31 comments:

  1. uhhhhh uuuhh arrgghghhhh eeeggghaa?

    translation ....thank you.... have you found my arm?

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  2. Thats awesome! It gives me an idea... The Lost Lair Board Game!
    You guys start thinking of the rules and gameplay and I can sit on my arse.... or help with the artwork..?

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  3. Elderly, it seems your arm is stalking cosplaying girls... Not somethng to scoff at... Kudos to the undead body piece then!

    Deitrix, that's an amazing idea! We really could.

    (consults with Elderly)

    Yes, we should start working on it... Just not yet...

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  4. ... (holds up stump....) and i'll have to wait till this grows back......

    thanks for the lead Gnome (heads off to join in with the arm...)

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  5. Always a pleasure... Besides you'll be needing both..

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  6. (phones gnome from cosplay party....)

    hello is that you? this is me? I've caught up with the other arm..... i'ts pretty pissed off and said you shouldn't have broken a confidence.... i'll talk it down... thanks for the tip....

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  7. Welcom, and, uh, oh, make sure it doesn't overreact or anything..

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  8. ..not a problem..... i've cleverly got it to wear handcuffs.... so it'll be easy to restrain, though once we're reconnect my central nervous system should be able to take over.... see you tommorrow..... hoping to get legless before the end of the night......

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  9. A cunnig plan you got there... A tactical genius you are...

    Oh, and...errr... legless? Is that good? I mean, who?

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  10. (receives phone call from Gnome...)
    legless, hey it's the only way to drink.... oh right I see your point... inappropriate use of the word..... to clarify

    I hope to hang onto both my legs, get my arm grafted back on... and end up so blotto i won't know what day of the week it is.....

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  11. Ah fine...

    All clear now... Need a good drinking sortee myself... You know get all wasted and then being fed nice warm foodstuff....

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  12. Ok then, its final! We will do the board game... I should get most of the first book done first, but you guys can work on gameplay n' such while I do that....
    No hurry.

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  13. Great! I'll begin work from December... Are you up for it Elderly dear?

    Oh, and there's another idea too... But I'll let you guys know when the time comes...

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  14. board game... yep i'm in..... we could do with a mature sensible seasoned approach to such a project, that only an old person can impart.....

    I'll design the fluffy dice....

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  15. And Deitrix will hopefully draw the naked ladies... I'll do the PR!

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  16. ...(dons snowgear) right i'm off to the himalayas to get some yak hair....... maybe we could get a press release on the journey....

    elderly recovers yak hair for fluffy dice project?

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  17. Right, I'll type it, but where should I publicize it?

    Besides it'll be tuff incorporating fluffy yak dice in a pdf...

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  18. ... nobody said anything about having incorporated dice..... well i'm glad you told me that before i trekked across the himalayas.....

    well thats that then (throws snow shoes in corner......)

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  19. What's that?

    We could simply mail-order the dice to people who've really enjoyed our pdf. wear your shoes. You're off to the mountains...

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  20. ...hey you sure.... well that'd be brilliant... fluffy dice would be a real selling point.... hell they'd probably order the game just for the fluffy dice alone, excellent...

    looks like i'm off to the himalyas after all.... i'll bring you back and incencse holder...

    okay wish me luck.......

    (heads out the door)

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  21. Good luck... Incencse sticks would be fine... Opium better... And if you see a rebel in Nepal do say hi!

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  22. (waving from behind a veil of snow.....)
    I'll bring back some opium rebels dont' worry......

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  23. And a little souvenir please... Something cheap. An opium pipe would be fine!

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  24. (several months pass.....the trip has been one blizzard after another.... however with great preserverance elderly acquires the precious yak hides......and faces his hardest task... finding a surprise present for Gnome.....)

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  25. What is it? What is it?

    And don't say it's a surprise. I figured that!

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  26. ...(elderly places the parcel on Gnomes coffee table.....)

    well i can't really tell you before you open it, now can I! but you'll have to promise to contain your excitement when you open it.....

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  27. (gnome opens parcel)

    Nice.

    (excitement contained)


    (Crowds wonder what this was all about)

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  28. theres containing one's excitement and then theres numb!

    you dont' like it do you?

    ....got it from a traditional yak herder... he swore on his wifes life it was genuine.... here his scroll of authenticity.....

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  29. I absolutely love it! Simply shocked with excitement. Sometimes it looks like indifference...

    Thank you. Thank you.

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  30. ...phew! im so glad right now, I was worried..... the beard it hides alot, ever played poker...?

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  31. Did. The beard didn't help... My shacking, nudging and hystericall laughter used to give me away all the time...

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