Playing with toy soldiers is apparently as ancient a hobby as playing with ones self (well ... almost). Ancient Egyptians did it, the Romans did it, Indians did it and the Chinese must have surely entertained the thought.
Playing with toy soldiers in a modern context, on the other hand, is -as expected- a rather more recent development, and as such a more cruel one too. The whole thing, you see, didn't start as playing per se, but more of as a way to train Prussian military officers in the subtleties (?) of war (Kriegspiel they called it, and it used dice to simulate random battlefield events). The concept didn't actually evolve into something less blood thirsty till H.G. Wells decided that a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books would be a nifty idea.
A game that would be the first modern miniature wargame not intended for being used in slaughtering actual people in particularly gruesome ways. A game Mr. Wells would cunningly name Little Wars. Also a game (published in the most traditional of book formats) lovingly preserved by the good people of Project Gutenberg and thankfully available in full and for free right here. Go on. Read the thing. It's brilliant and you'll get to feel all 1913 too. Seems pretty playable, mind you.
Playing with toy soldiers in a modern context, on the other hand, is -as expected- a rather more recent development, and as such a more cruel one too. The whole thing, you see, didn't start as playing per se, but more of as a way to train Prussian military officers in the subtleties (?) of war (Kriegspiel they called it, and it used dice to simulate random battlefield events). The concept didn't actually evolve into something less blood thirsty till H.G. Wells decided that a game for boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books would be a nifty idea.
A game that would be the first modern miniature wargame not intended for being used in slaughtering actual people in particularly gruesome ways. A game Mr. Wells would cunningly name Little Wars. Also a game (published in the most traditional of book formats) lovingly preserved by the good people of Project Gutenberg and thankfully available in full and for free right here. Go on. Read the thing. It's brilliant and you'll get to feel all 1913 too. Seems pretty playable, mind you.
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Related Tags: Wargame, H.G. Wells, Wargames, Little Wars, Games, Game, Free, Free e-book, Miniatures, Gaming
Wow! Free books to download... Never even knew! I guess when I want to read I will go here instead of there...
ReplyDeleteLeonardos notebooks online ..readable ..translated.. scussi I may have to get back to ittle wars.....
ReplyDelete(elderly salutes gnome, who remains blissfully unaware of the bountifulness of project gutenburg.......)
Christmas just came early!!!
Come on boys. Don't tell me you didn't know project gutenberg...
ReplyDeleteMust have been the first site people recommended to me... years ago... back in 1996... Dear! That's ten years...
....erm.... don't we silly... jeez.... i mean how could we not have known about project gutenberg..? i mean it's been around for like ages.... pah!....
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Project Gotha... no wait.., project whatdu' say again..?
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but i hadn't finished.... (attempts to pick comment lock......
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(the other will snap too, a voice sais)
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So, you've made it this far... Now let's see you overcome the thread guards and their thread guard dogs..
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Nice and quiet. Guess I'll listen to some opera now...
(elderly hiding under the bed in his house.. hears a great wailing.... tonight sleep will prove an illusive comfort)
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