Feel like getting creative with God of War? Machinima based on Sony's gaming hardware? A new voice for Kratos? And why is the salmon in doubt
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? Watch the video and all (/none) will be clear.Related @ Gnome's Lair: Matthew Smith in FMV, John Cleese and his Compaq computers, State of Mind, HALO: Monty Python
I say! That's a jolly splendid reworking of Kratso's gutteral drawl! Why if he is INDEED the God Of War, he should sound English at least and not be plagued with that cursed American drawl that he's been exhibiting for the last few episodes!
ReplyDeletePerhaps he could invite Zeus around for a smattering of cucumber sandwiches and a nice drop of Earl Grey, instead of getting all deus-like on his ass...
If only we ALL spoke the Queen's English, this world might be a better place...
Cheers!
Actually, judging by the fact he's most obviously greek ,he should probably sound like Zorba.
ReplyDeleteCucumber sandwiches? Cucumber anything? Are you crazy? There's a reason these horrid green things are so cheap you know...
Cheers!
PS. How's the Queen? Still alive, I gather?
If everyone spoke the Queen's English, I think this Eddie Izzard routine captures the world we'd be living in.
ReplyDeleteThen again, hearing the God of War ask, "Cake or Death?!" might be an improvement.
FWIW, the registration form for the GoW Machinima site isn't working for me.
Absolutely hilarious guttertalk! And a brilliant comedian to dig into. Lovely.
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Site ain't working for me either, I'm (mortally) afraid...
Biscuits?
YOU DARE DEFY THE GOD OF WAR! Chains of Olympus is definitely my favorite game on the PSP. I liked it more than Crisis Core and Wipeout.
ReplyDeleteThe queen's still a reptilian shape shifting murderer, whatever the Diana 'inquest' says...
ReplyDeleteWell done dear Guttertalk, Mr. Izzard is indeed one of the finest exponents of the lingo...
Still, I think that dear Kratos would benefit from an Ox-Bridge dialect...
BTW Gnome... Who is this Zorba of whom you speak?
No, no, not defy dear funnyman. We'd never do that... Rally... We're merely commenting. Besides, we all know Aris is the true god of war...
ReplyDeleteAh, glad to hear the old lizard is fine and still a-murdering then. Excellent news I guess. As for Zorba, well besides a Robin Williams joke, a brilliant novel, good film and a real person he also seems to be the most popular stereotype of greeks. Have a look:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorba_the_Greek
Thanks for the link dear Gnome!
ReplyDelete*Munches biscuits, slurps tea...*
Ah! 'Tis good to be back...
'tis good to have you back Father. Here's the tequila!
ReplyDeleteThat is blasphemy. Kratos made Aris bleed to death to become the God of War.
ReplyDeleteWell, not according to greek mythology, he didn't...
ReplyDeleteIn case you didn't know, the God of War games are not an accurate depiction of Greek Mythology.
ReplyDeleteI did manage to figure tis out dear funnyman :) After all, we all know only Xena nailed the mythos...
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