Well, actually, not exactly sadistic, but definitely not player friendly or particularly creative, as this smart little Dungeons & Dragons centric web-article is all about them 18 ways to increase combat duration, thus only mildly irritating players (and filling up those crucial few hours every GM once in a while needs). If you want true bastardic system-irrelevant sadism better try the utterly hilarious and very very brilliant Bastard's GM Handbook.Related @ Gnome's Lair: Open RPG virtual tabletop, CRPGer friendly intro to RPGs, Draconic for Dummies
(attracted by the words dungeon, and sadism... the amazing elderly lookalike quickly realises his mistake and leaves quietly....)
ReplyDeleteWhere did Ross go all these weeks? I wonder what happened to that fellow...
ReplyDeletePfff. Perverts everywhere. And they look like poor chaste Mr. Elderly too...
ReplyDeleteRoss! I wonder too!
yeah I wonder what ever happened Ross.... or that elderly bloke.... never met him...
ReplyDelete(rechecks links... ) sigh!...
That Elderly seems like a good guy but... I don't know... Wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley!
ReplyDeleteAlso, where did Gnome go?
....? what do you mean you wo... oh ahem! yes indeed wouldn't like to meet that elderly person in an alleyway either...
ReplyDeleteam mr. incredibly like a looking Ross persona... it appears Gnome, Ross and Elderly went missing at the same time we disguised our.. erm.. ahem.. ever since we got here...
strange...
(points to empty chair)
Gome Gnone!!!!
Gnome has disappeared!
ReplyDeleteIt's a conspiracy, I blame the Dwarves!
(gnome briefly reappers)
ReplyDeleteeeeurkkk...
(big hairy bloke drags him into the pit again)
(looks into pit.....)
ReplyDeletejeez.....
an intergalactic Guantanemo Bay..... scary!
(Shouts into pit...)
I'll make some tea!!!!!!
(voice from the pit)
ReplyDeleteJust don't pour it like that down here... se a cup please....
(gnome wanders... whatever happened to "voice of the lair"?)
(shouts down pit some more....)
ReplyDeletedon't worry, what do you take me for... pour tea down pit... lol! as if ...
right here ya go....
(elderly drops cup of boiling hot tea into pit....)
Catch!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhghhghhh!
ReplyDelete(not the castle)
@##@#!!! (!)
..sh~t.. sorry bout that!... i'll get the burn spray.. genuine mistake....
ReplyDeleteOk, don't worry. It's better now...
ReplyDelete..but it's a really really good burn spray... it won't take a second...
ReplyDeleteNo, please don't. It's fine. Please. Really. Yes. Thank you.
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