Oct 3, 2006

Nintendo Entertainment Sytem. A freeware orgy.

Behold the greatest Nintendo NES (aka Nintendo Famicom) online emulator ever to grace our puny web browsers: vNES (ah, yes, the link). It's fast, colorful, ridiculously easy to play with and above all features some 300 games for your free retro enjoyment.

Available titles include: Super Mario Brothers (all of them), Ultima Exodus, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Kirby, lots of Donkey Kongs, Castlevania, Arkanoid, 1942, Bomberman, AD&D Pool of Radiance, Rygar, Ninja Gaiden, Tennis, Yoshi, you name it.

Amazing, right? Right. Now, play these classics here and then get yourselves nice classy video game memorabilia.

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27 comments:

  1. Gnome=Greatest man alive!!

    Thank-you buddy for this fantastic link.

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  2. Welcome my dear GamerC... thank you. I'll go blush now...

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  3. Nice find. Is this legal?

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  4. No, Tom, you are far too blond. Sorry. Can we still be friends? I'll let you play with my NES you know...

    Itmer...glad you enjoyed the find. Legal is a very social term... Why would Nintendo's 385games tims 5 $ be more legal than free retro fun?

    Cheers guys!

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  5. how do you do it?...... it's like a permanent gamers Christmas in here....

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  6. Well being humble and god-fearing does pay off with interesting revelations sometimes...

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  7. God fearing.... lol...... ?

    oh sorry!!!


    your serious.....

    guess i haven't a hope of finding an orgy......

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  8. Being god-fearless would guarantee orgies then? Good. Where?

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  9. .......hey don't look at me.. you got me in here with the use of the word "orgy" in the post title.... and now your pretending you dont' know where the orgy is.... ???

    right!! i'm going to sit right here till the people start arriving... your not getting rid of me that easy...

    (strips naked and sits on the couch)

    no orgy.... likely story.... hey you might want to turn up the heating system a tad.....

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  10. Ah, so it's here. Good. You sure you aren't cold. I'd wear a sweater if I were you, you know. Summer's most definitely gone... And the heater is mostly dead...

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  11. ..damn... right cardigan it is..... it'll warm up soon enough when the bodies arrive....(elderly rubs his hands together) this is going to be good......

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  12. The bodies... I see... Well, we're not expecting any living bodies, so I really suggest you get dressed... Zombies do get easily turned on...

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  13. ..freakin f.... Zombies..... massive puss ridden heap of rotten flesh!!.. oh well any port in a storm as my Dad used to say.......

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  14. Well, not ANY port... Yikes...

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  15. ........ ? well no not any port... but the fair majority of ports.....

    (quickly clarifies)

    of a female zombie nature.....

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  16. I was mostly referring to the chinese ports of the early 20th century though... Really crap places they were...

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  17. .......!

    why yes... yes of course the ports.. indeed one has to be very selective with the ports we put into....

    erm.... yes.... indeed...

    precisely!!

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  18. Especially when in China and the Ukraine. In Brasil too....

    AIDS is rampant there...

    ;)

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  19. ....?

    (scratches head......)

    yes indeed erm.. port aids... rampant i beleive... rotst the ships hull i heard....

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  20. Aides. Helpfule aids. They'd even scratch your head for ya..

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  21. (now totally confused... elderly sits down.... )

    so if i understand it correctly i should avoid ports built at the turn of the century, because their rampant with STD's, which is a good thing cause you get your head massaged...

    so china Brazil and Ukraine are out?

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  22. Exactly. And Peireus is out too...

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  23. darn... i was looking forward to Perneius....... checks map......

    (17 hours later elderly returns....)

    perenius.... thats a real place right? only they musn't have internet access, theres not a sausgel on Google....

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  24. Well, I actually meant this:

    http://www.pireas.com/

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  25. wow... apart from the drunken boat captain... theres not a lot to see.. I get your point..... who'd have thought planning an intinerary was so difficult......

    tea?

    :)

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  26. Not again. Thanks. I'll have some coffee... Ah. Thank you...

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