It does say Gnome's Lair on it, doesn't it? And the place does look vaguely familiar too... Anyway I found it here, here being a part of there. Weird (but admittedly nice).
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eerie likeness, they've even included your x-ray goggles
ReplyDeleteLet's hope that's all the found out about. Got to be more careful...
ReplyDeletewell no windows is a good start.....
ReplyDeleteunless of course this is not the real Gnomes Lair?
(pinchs Gnome........OUCH!
no everything seems fine
WTF? That hurt!
ReplyDeleteWow! Your actually bald under that cap..! Well good I wont have to worry about giving you any hair in The Lost Lair story...
ReplyDeleteOh come on.. please...
ReplyDeleteit's a skull cap! (pulls gnomes scalp....) see....
ReplyDeleteooops! sorry
(gnomes throws up, curses and passes out)
ReplyDeleteshit! (glues skin back on, applies steel staples to the edges, bleans u p blodd, puts hat back on gnome)
ReplyDeleteGnome, Gnome, your just having a bad dream.... (puts some smelling salts close to Gnomes nose)
A salty sea-ish dream?
ReplyDeleteGood.
uhm...
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(cleans Gnomes scalp with alcohol wipes.....) Any better?
ReplyDelete(pushs folds of overhanging scalp away from gnomes eyes........) any better?
ReplyDeleteMuch?
ReplyDeleteWTF is going on?
looks at Deitrix.... there was a little accident, but nothing to worry about.... the doc said the stiches would dissolve themselves
ReplyDeletehere sign this........
(gnome elegantly even if absentmindedly starts polishing his brand new antique revolver, while reading the to-be-signed piece of paper)
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
So..you want me to sign? Where exactly?
(dives through open window.........)
ReplyDeleteDeitrix has the detaiiiiiiiil......
Aha. Let's start visiting blogs then...
ReplyDelete...(picking broken glass out of his face the elderly re-enters gnomes house)
ReplyDeleteokay okay i'll come clean, it was all Deitrix's fault, he was erm...... trying to readjust your hairline.......
I told him not to, but you know younger generation these days, they never listen......
Ok. Quite uderstandable.
ReplyDeleteRiiight.
Deitrix, huh?
Guaaaaaaaaaards!!!!
It'll just be 2 days of torture... Fair I believe...
(two gnome guards lift elderly off his feet........)
ReplyDeleteNOoo!, it wasn't me i swear...... two days........ i'll crack..... i'll never... be the same...... friends.... ..accident......
(still screaming as his dragged away....)
Haha! Don't worry Mr. Elderly. Just kidding nobody is going to tortur you... Hilarious, wasn't it?
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