Jul 21, 2006

RPGs and the Porny Porn's Porn

Inspirational Posters, usually found in places like this, can be really ... er ... inspirational, in stark contrast to a gnome's eloquence. Apparently (that's typical failing to write a proper introduction), this post is all about a collection of brilliant RPG related posters (there's a Warhammer one too) shedding light on the variety of things the RPG.net forum goons find interesting. Well, it's porn mostly, and a bit gaming I guess.

Presented here is a hand-picked selection of the best.

Need more? Click on!

Related @ Gnome's Lair: Dragon mag issue 1, a funny RPG video, another one, Knights of the Dinner Table : The Cartoon


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36 comments:

  1. hmmm, something tells me hotlinking has been disabled for this domain...

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  2. Hehe, the second one describes me! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

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  3. I love the top photo...:)

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  4. I got carried away looking at the photo...I also meant to say thanks for the link back...

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  5. Well... who doesn't? I mean.. really.. that's what DnD is all about.

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  6. Oh, and you're very (very) welcome my friend...

    :)

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  7. finally a poster to part explain why I like role play. who needs psychotherapy.....

    Hot chicks and magic swords
    because i'll never have either

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  8. Then again, other people don't have blogger buddies... or magic swords...
    let alone porny slaves tied in dngeons...

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  9. ....... what theres a game with porny slaves tied in dugeons...?

    gee you'd make a great dungeon master.....

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  10. Most definitely! And a Loremaster too, in case anyone would care for a Callof Cthulhu session.

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  11. ...wait now can we get back to the porny slaves first.....

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  12. Sure... besides Cthulhu does indeed adore his porny (and sapphic at times) slave... Caring and Cthulhian. How appropriate...

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  13. ....you mean Cthulu had porn slaves too...... lead on.........how come my xbox version didnt.......wait, maybe i didn't check everywhere......

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  14. Well, the xbox version was just a game.. not a documentary, thus... Come on you get the idea.

    Only a select few know about Cthulhu's kinky little slaves.. Now, you are among the elite!

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  15. elite? im elite? wow.... So now i know about em and i'm a character in halo and all..... and i hope im not being too preumptius here, but when do i meet them?

    purely for research purposes of course

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  16. You'll have to show a wee little bit of patience. it's a distinct feature of the outer gods favored elite...

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  17. okay i can do patience......
    (sits bolt upright and waits....)

    what about now? can i see them now?

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  18. ..............(expectantly looks over at gnome).....

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  19. ..........




    Now........ surely it must be now, i cant stand it.... now surely

    PUuuuuuuuLLLease I wanna see the pron slaves........

    ........

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  20. Well, I guess the time has come... Here take the key... Open the gates beneath the Parthenon (well, find em first), destry the beholders and the porny slaves will be all yours. For a day, but still...

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  21. (gnome hands elderly a giant key, elderly takes it and falls backward with the weight)

    it's not a yale lock then?

    okay so i find the parthenon gates and i destroy the beholders.....

    ammm...... (struggles with huge key)how many beholders are they're anyway....

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  22. Less than 57, more than 9... Or so said the seer, for he spoketh with intoxicated thoughts...

    Still..it is porny slaves you'll get to...

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  23. (strugges to get the gigantic key in the lock..... attempts to turn it...)

    Gnome give us a hand here.......

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  24. Sure...

    (gnome lifts key, uses key in keyhole, goes north)

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  25. (elderly follows, struggling with the gigantic key.......) gnome do we...still. uh need the key......

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  26. Aha... Right. Wasn't i holding it? Haven't you got it?

    Oh.. I see..

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  27. (out of breath.........)

    yep i got it... ugh! ........nope

    (regains balance.......)

    okay got it..pant! pant!... how far now gnome?

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  28. Just around the corner, past the old Sogoth thingy... wait. There wasn't supposed to be a Soggoth there...

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  29. Hehe, definitely does...

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