The amazing web-artist Deitrix, besides running an amazing (filled with brilliant artwork and definitely worth visiting) blog, created an amazing full-colored portrait of my humble self. Amazing. [here's an amazing direct link] Thanks a lot mate!
We're on to you sneaky little gnomes, we know what you're up to, and we won't rest until you're all deported and we've built a 2.5" magic fence to seal our borders from you dreadful little vermin.
See the propaganda campaign that will be your undoing at http://richardquick.blogspot.com
See you on the veranda!
Richard Quick, ESQ. Founder, GNOMEWATCH INTERNATIONAL
(starts filling sandbags) he's forgetting that Gnomes are an indigenous species and can't be re-located or incarcerated under UN convention. Anyway 2.5" is way too low.
Your most welcome! I had a blast doing it, but after my story went public I was captured and taken into custody and tortured for questioning at the GnomeWatch International Headquarters..!
I almost died, but didnt leak a thing, well just my shoes after being hit several times very hard in the stomach...
We're on to you sneaky little gnomes, we know what you're up to, and we won't rest until you're all deported and we've built a 2.5" magic fence to seal our borders from you dreadful little vermin.
ReplyDeleteSee the propaganda campaign that will be your undoing at http://richardquick.blogspot.com
See you on the veranda!
Richard Quick, ESQ.
Founder, GNOMEWATCH INTERNATIONAL
Aha! Anti-gnome imperialists are attacking us! So be it then. I'll have to crash into your veranda...
ReplyDelete(starts filling sandbags) he's forgetting that Gnomes are an indigenous species and can't be re-located or incarcerated under UN convention. Anyway 2.5" is way too low.
ReplyDeleteAnd easily dispelled too... Mwahaha
ReplyDeletebloody millionaires! tsk!
ReplyDeleteYour most welcome! I had a blast doing it, but after my story went public I was captured and taken into custody and tortured for questioning at the GnomeWatch International Headquarters..!
ReplyDeleteI almost died, but didnt leak a thing, well just my shoes after being hit several times very hard in the stomach...
A true comrade then. Thanks. We will crush them! Venceremos!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was that brave!
ReplyDelete(salutes deixtrix, takes another swig of russian vodka)
hic!
Budem zdorovy!!! comrade
NO surrender!!
hic! (salutes the vodka bottle)
победа
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