We're on to you sneaky little gnomes, we know what you're up to, and we won't rest until you're all deported and we've built a 2.5" magic fence to seal our borders from you dreadful little vermin.See the propaganda campaign that will be your undoing at http://richardquick.blogspot.comSee you on the veranda!Richard Quick, ESQ.Founder, GNOMEWATCH INTERNATIONAL
Aha! Anti-gnome imperialists are attacking us! So be it then. I'll have to crash into your veranda...
(starts filling sandbags) he's forgetting that Gnomes are an indigenous species and can't be re-located or incarcerated under UN convention. Anyway 2.5" is way too low.
And easily dispelled too... Mwahaha
bloody millionaires! tsk!
Your most welcome! I had a blast doing it, but after my story went public I was captured and taken into custody and tortured for questioning at the GnomeWatch International Headquarters..!I almost died, but didnt leak a thing, well just my shoes after being hit several times very hard in the stomach...
A true comrade then. Thanks. We will crush them! Venceremos!
I wish I was that brave!(salutes deixtrix, takes another swig of russian vodka)hic!Budem zdorovy!!! comradeNO surrender!!hic! (salutes the vodka bottle)