Arenas! Shooters! Indies! Laughs! Naughty notions! Psychedelic pyrotechnics! Twats of war! Pixelated buses! Squids! Octopi (not so much)! All this and more can be yours to digitally frolic with, oh reader, and -should you hurry and visit the Bagful of Wrong today- for no charge whatsoever. Yes, it is Sympathy for the Indie time and the excellent Bundle of Wrong, the same collection of indie arena shooters (and assorted games) I recently grabbed and loved, can be downloaded for free. Hurry and thank me later. Just don't forget to also thank Mr. BagfullOfWrongMan. He's so nice and cuddly.
...(enters overburdened with free games spilling out of strained arms and bulging pockets)
ReplyDelete...you weren't joking, but I feel guilty now
(leaves mountain of games in Gnomes Sitting room, picks out the smallest..)
I'll just drop this back....
Is it really that sparkly and lovely, or is it just my mood today!? LOOK! Here we all are again! Woot!!! :D
ReplyDelete@ The Elderly: Just make sure you don't drop your back or the guilt anywhere inappropriate...
ReplyDelete@ Fatherkrishna: Lovely isn't it? And I've got a huge silly smile on.
....(staggers in holding opened 6 litre bottle of Cristal...)
ReplyDeletebut isha party time...hick...oook I got glashs an cano. cano...foood!
(...focuses on chalk marks on wall...) :)
....I was good Mr.Gnome...(whispers to the sleeping coatstand...salutes and heads off to Father Krishna's)
Great. Now to mop the place.
ReplyDelete...I am truly sorry bout last night, it is most unlike me, just caught up in the moment...:(
ReplyDelete(takes mop from gnome.....) I'll take care of that Mr.Gnome, you sit down, relax, I'll fix us a nice cup of tea and cheese sandwichs when I'm finished here....
Ah, that's okay, that's okay dear Elderly. And cheese sandwiches... why you really shouldn't (nom, nom, nom)
ReplyDelete...(reaches for sandwich, discovers empty plate...)
ReplyDelete..right I'll make US some more....
Sorry, sorry, 't was the recession. Food is getting scarcer by the day you know... I might even give frozen leprechaun a try.
ReplyDelete...you wouldn't? Sheamus? ....
ReplyDelete..though it would solve my corpse storage issue... I mean it would be a fitting end... I'll unthaw him....
..wait now... who froze him?
Hey, I definitely weren't referring to Sheamus!
ReplyDelete...oh that's fine then,:)
ReplyDeletelol.. imagine us, eating Sheamus... lol...
Right lets feast til we run out of cheese...
As long as it isn't any kind of blue or otherwise spoilt cheese...
ReplyDelete?....Gnome you know me!... smelly cheese.. not a hope... classic red cheddar.... that and
ReplyDelete(starts reading the additives list..scratches head...)
..maybe some feta?
Ah yes. Feta. And cheddar. Above all though some Parmigiana. Greatest medieval invention ever. And a cholesterol killer too!
ReplyDelete...(looks at plate of sandwiches, garnished with pickles and nachos...)
ReplyDeleteNever knew that, who'd have thought eh? finally got myself eating health food....:)
See? It's fattening but healthy! Ah, I'll have to start sending you cooked meals. They wont be that regular but they'll -for the most part- be edible.
ReplyDelete(develops tofu twitch..)
ReplyDeleteCooked meal s you sa y?
no to.. tof... meat sub stit ute I hope?
Absolutely not. It'll be tofu substitute instead. Guess a lovely juicy steak would make a good start...
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