May 23, 2010

In case you hadn't noticed...

18 comments:

  1. We noticed, but we are still obediently waiting for something completely different.

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  2. Ah, yes, hmm, glad you noticed then dear friend. Waiting for something completely different then, are you? Well, I'll definitely try, but the "completely" bit would be too strong, really.

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  3. *wanders out to the lobby for some popcorn*

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  4. *The foyer has vanished and as time and space warp around, you find yourself in the enchanted forest. There is a blue cabin there.*

    *Now what?*

    > _

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  5. *I don't know disenchant. You can't disenchant anything. Care for cake?*

    > _

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  6. *the cake is not an omnommononoono whatever. Still, you eat it. Your ears grow astrally.*

    *Now what?*

    > _

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  7. *You see a weird cat-like creature with huge ears. The beast has apparently just tasted a cake; not omnomnom. Also, there's a dark and silly looking path leading westward.*

    > _

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  8. *Language!*

    *Anyway. The stick magically transforms into a rotting piece of wire. Your inventory is now empty.*

    > _

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  9. *The enchanted forest sports no trees. Only enchanted trees. There is no tree.*

    > _

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  10. *The Lizard King appears and promptly sits on the lower branch of the enchanted tree closest to you. "I can do anything" he proclaims.*

    > _

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  11. *Uh, I can't do that the Lizard King replies, finally revealing the built-in limitations of the parser.*

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