Mar 30, 2007

80k of free video gaming bliss

80 kilobytes can hold more than enough data to keep most broadband challenged gamers off the streets (and zoos). To prove my point, I'll introduce you to the pretty self-explanatory Block Out 8k and Turrican 32k retro remakes, and to the definitely more original DaShoota 32k (pictured above). Now, you be helpful and stay off the streets. Thank you.
Related @ Gnome's Lair: Goldeneye: Source, Decker, Contra 20th Anniversary Edition, Star Wars Bloodlines


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  1. Anonymous3/30/07, 10:29 PM

    Is your comment to stay off the streets due to the recent brawl that occurred in Athens?

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  2. gnome3/31/07, 1:51 AM

    Hehe, no, not really... even though it was the first time we had one dead in such brawls... Interestingly the cops where busy beating up students and firing tear gas throughout Athens when this happened. Of course everyone knew of said rendevouz, besides the cops...

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  3. Unknown3/31/07, 6:41 PM

    ....

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  4. gnome4/1/07, 5:02 PM

    (whistles)

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  5. Unknown4/1/07, 10:43 PM

    (a police dog appears.....)

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  6. gnome4/2/07, 12:49 AM

    Shit!

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  7. Chentzilla4/2/07, 7:34 PM

    What about kkrieger? Old news?

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  8. gnome4/2/07, 7:42 PM

    No, definitely not, but I think I mentioned it in one of the big free game lists I published last year. Then again it's quite a huge game, spanning an impressive 96 (I think) kb. ;)

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  9. Unknown4/5/07, 3:33 AM

    nice doggie..whose a clever doggie then.... sit... roll over...

    gnome he's got a search warrant... .what'll i do?

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  10. gnome4/5/07, 3:09 PM

    Let me see. Have you tried feeding it? Yes? Oh. Uhm, you know, all you gotta ask yourself is when they take out your front door how you gonna go ... bla bla bla the gunss of brixton and sing it away.

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  11. Unknown4/8/07, 3:45 PM

    (looks lovingly at the police dog...)

    you know i've been thinking isn't it animal cruelty when you subject an animal to a preconditioned hatred the weak and the defenceless.....

    or is that democracy....

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  12. gnome4/8/07, 4:44 PM

    Well, as a democracy does need dogs it must be a democracy thing. Then again animal brutality, even indirect, is definitely undemocratic, but since this a bestial undemocratic highly irritated dog, I suggest you climb a tree now...

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  13. Unknown4/9/07, 4:09 PM

    ..but he looks so cuddly... and he's little police cap is so cute.....

    ......okay i see your point...

    (gets ladder, finds tree..... climbs....remembers psp.. descends, gets psp.. reclimbs... sits quite happy until the dog dies....)

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  14. gnome4/9/07, 5:25 PM

    Just don't forget to eat...

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