no no, you just stand there, don't move, maybe it'll come back to life on it's own accord...... yes i can see a flicker....
(elderly falls to his knees....) thank heavens, i couldn't have faced a life with just tv and macrame.... that was the scariest thing you've ever done, please promise you'll never attempt to murder the internet again.....
I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again.
okay I beleive you, unless it crosses you, but you've got to tell me first..... we'll launch a denial of service attack on the offending page...... right i'll clean up what's left of the net.... then i'll fix us an nice cup of tea!!
..what no more pron??
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid so...
ReplyDeleteThat sucks....
ReplyDeleteright nothing for it but to start all over again...........
ReplyDelete.... am where's the rewind internet button thingy.......
They didnt forget the slow motion button, thats for sure!!
ReplyDelete(points to back button)
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...ah thanks gnome......... wait she wasn't here last time i looked..... holy jeez.....!
ReplyDeletehey gnome theres a whole set of new pages.... look!!!! the internet's recreated itself.....
(bang)
ReplyDeleteOk. Shot it. Think we got to burn it now. Just like the did in "The Thing"...
80
ReplyDeleteelderly stands stunned, like he just got sapped with a South American Riot baton)
ReplyDeleteyou..you... killed
the..internet.....
whu...wha....
Really had to you know. It was spreading like wildfire old friend. It wasn't what it used to be. It was indeed alien.
ReplyDeleteMay it RIP.
Now, where are we gone to keep on blogging? Stones perhaps?
but.....but! you you you can't blog without ... the intern...
ReplyDeleteGnome you shot the internet.
wuhhh wuhh why? are you mad....
(looks at the dead internet lying on Gnomes floor.......)
there's no logicial reason... it's suppose to expand thats the whole idea...
I can't beleive this, i'm emailing blogger....
..............
no bloody email.....
Gnome you've got to fix this... for God's sake you'll be hated by generations of porn hunting generations...
Pron........ theres no more Pron!....
(runs at Gnome hands outstretched............)
Well, look,
ReplyDeleteyou can start keeping a diary, or get into more creative stuff, such as knitting and shooting lttle furry mammals.
Then again, one shouldn't forget that both VHS and DVD pr0n are widely available.
Finally, let me just add, it seems as if it (the net) hasn't quite died yet... Guess I'll have to try again...
no no, you just stand there, don't move, maybe it'll come back to life on it's own accord...... yes i can see a flicker....
ReplyDelete(elderly falls to his knees....) thank heavens, i couldn't have faced a life with just tv and macrame.... that was the scariest thing you've ever done, please promise you'll never attempt to murder the internet again.....
I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again. I'll never attempt to murder the internet again.
ReplyDeleteUnless of course it crosses me...
okay I beleive you, unless it crosses you, but you've got to tell me first..... we'll launch a denial of service attack on the offending page...... right i'll clean up what's left of the net.... then i'll fix us an nice cup of tea!!
ReplyDelete:)
OK. Thank you. Glad it's all (non-violently, well not excessively violently) settled...
ReplyDelete:)
me too... i was rather emotional for a while there...
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:)
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