Jun 17, 2006

To kill a gnome (that's only 125$)

A disgrace. A tasteless attack on harmless woodland creatures. A total lack of respect towards the true rulers of World of Warcraft. An unthinkable and unprovoked attack to our kind, that goes as far as calling us "kitsch little Euro invaders". Weird I can tolerate, kitsch never. Never! This is -I am quite sure- what uncontrolled imperialism leads to:
It's called Gnome-be-Gone (sic) and can unfortunately be purchased @ uncommon goods.

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9 comments:

  1. Their nothing but horrible metal, barely welded together varmits. gnome be gones?, hell they haven't even got a real name.

    Put me right of my chocolate digestive, they did!

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  2. I guess all we could devise against them would be something like gnomes-be-gone-be-gones.

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  3. gnome-be-gonorrhea would be too good for them.

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  5. that's what i get for looking at one post and commenting on another. Where were we yes.........

    death to the infidels! Gnomes are precious, we like them!

    sorta loses it's punch in the end, we may need to get a copywriter.

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  6. (Gnomes start singing the International in the background)

    Venceremos!

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  7. (salutes, humms the words)

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