tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post8014108953609408811..comments2024-03-28T10:20:02.929+03:00Comments on Gnome's Lair: Thrii Wii games micro-reviewedgnomehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-10886250005417600162007-02-27T04:17:00.000+02:002007-02-27T04:17:00.000+02:00...(looks around at crystal cave... the waterfall ......(looks around at crystal cave... the waterfall of tequila and the naked ice maidens.....)<BR/><BR/>gnome I think you may be overdoing it slightly......Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-62068509567894028212007-02-23T11:31:00.000+02:002007-02-23T11:31:00.000+02:00I was pretty sure you summoned them or smething......I was pretty sure you summoned them or smething... Must have been that weird text, surely.<BR/><BR/>(takes of suspenders)<BR/><BR/>Nothing to worry about. I'm a warding-mage/ganinja multiclass character! Tada!gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-50877543053219506682007-02-23T04:19:00.000+02:002007-02-23T04:19:00.000+02:00...stop skipping through the pages, the thing won'......stop skipping through the pages, the thing won't work if you keep skipping, now take off the supsender we won't be needing those till Chapter 3......<BR/><BR/>...erm did the naked bodies just appear.. or had you some already?<BR/><BR/>(pokes hanging corpse....)<BR/><BR/>this ones pretty fresh....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-68981742664744999452007-02-22T13:28:00.000+02:002007-02-22T13:28:00.000+02:00Naked bodies aren't naked corpses of course right?...Naked bodies aren't naked corpses of course right? Good. Then why are they hanging?<BR/><BR/>Oh, dear. They are dead aren't they?<BR/><BR/>Hmmm...<BR/><BR/>Seems this pictorial did mix things up. <BR/><BR/>(wears cloak and suspenders)gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-64029483601373310772007-02-22T03:15:00.000+02:002007-02-22T03:15:00.000+02:00...(looks over glasses as Gnome hands him the pict......(looks over glasses as Gnome hands him the pictorial version....)<BR/><BR/>why yes, now that is very handy...<BR/><BR/>right... well according to this, it's time for dress up again.... cloaks and hoodies....<BR/><BR/>(pair dress in cloaks, pull hoods over their head...)<BR/><BR/>..right judging from this we should have three naked bodies hanging upside over the stone...<BR/><BR/>....this is going to be quite the challenge.. maybe i could make a large cash withdrawal on my credit card instead...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-31465783856164248932007-02-21T16:30:00.000+02:002007-02-21T16:30:00.000+02:00Sanskript? It was supposed to be hindu, really... ...Sanskript? It was supposed to be hindu, really... Anyway, this prooves that the pictorial edition was a wise choice.gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-73143094121872969772007-02-21T03:35:00.000+02:002007-02-21T03:35:00.000+02:00..yes, yes your right I should know by now... than.....yes, yes your right I should know by now... thank you Gnome, the voice of maturity and reason rings out clearly......<BR/><BR/>..though im am having some difficulty in reading the ancient sanskript text....<BR/><BR/>(puts on reading glasses, hold manual sideways.....)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-12631252399448243362007-02-20T22:03:00.000+02:002007-02-20T22:03:00.000+02:00See? Doesn't it all feel safe and proper now? That...See? Doesn't it all feel safe and proper now? That's what manuals are for anyway...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-84548191593218116612007-02-20T02:24:00.000+02:002007-02-20T02:24:00.000+02:00..sure it's safe, I mean what could possibly go wr.....sure it's safe, I mean what could possibly go wrong....??<BR/><BR/>....right, yes your quite correct, exercise caution in all things....<BR/><BR/>(reads instruction manual.....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-47179338689496247502007-02-18T14:11:00.000+02:002007-02-18T14:11:00.000+02:00So, FK, you'll be hitting 40 soon, huh? And when w...So, FK, you'll be hitting 40 soon, huh? And when would your birthday be, if I may ask, oh most Wii buying one? :)<BR/><BR/>Alchemists or philosophers stone? Hmm... Hope it's safe...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-47379057824800031262007-02-18T05:44:00.000+02:002007-02-18T05:44:00.000+02:00Steal heavnes no!!..(pushes large alchemists stone...Steal heavnes no!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>..(pushes large alchemists stone into the middle of Gnome sitting room.....)<BR/><BR/>...nope theres another way...<BR/><BR/>(starts rubbing stone.....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-74318961823946055672007-02-18T03:53:00.000+02:002007-02-18T03:53:00.000+02:00God! The realisation that I might soon own a Wii d...God! The realisation that I might soon own a Wii due to the brilliant excuse of turning 40 and being able to ask for anything is becoming an increasingly exciting thought...<BR/><BR/>I also want a new tattoo (which is a self indulgent and uneconomic extravagance) but again the 4o thing lets me get away with it!!!<BR/><BR/>God growing older is going to be such fun!!!fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-88724975736086741332007-02-17T17:25:00.000+02:002007-02-17T17:25:00.000+02:00Hmmm, Red Steel, a friend has it and I must admit ...Hmmm, Red Steel, a friend has it and I must admit it wasn't such a great game really. The graphics are ok, the controls very good, but the game is rather dull and VERY unpolished. Oh, and two-player split-screen action is a travesty.... Now... Guess I'd better visit the DCJ...<BR/><BR/>Elderly dear, don't you think we should run the piggy-bank through the 8-bit scientific testing thingy? Might help you know... Alternatively steal yourself a Wii. It's the wise thing to do...gnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497613771780431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-77490826282221254382007-02-17T04:31:00.000+02:002007-02-17T04:31:00.000+02:00...now i want a Wii all over again, i thought i co......now i want a Wii all over again, i thought i could get through at least one weekend not wanting one, and then you go and micro review three killer games....... <BR/><BR/><BR/>(shakes piggy bank furiously....)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671427733702967644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20638322.post-58711484711962478482007-02-17T01:23:00.000+02:002007-02-17T01:23:00.000+02:00I'm absolutely stunned by the brilliance of this p...I'm absolutely stunned by the brilliance of this post!!!<BR/><BR/>I'm already sold on the Wii (hopefully ETA in FK's home, May 2007)<BR/><BR/>But this is making it more appealing....<BR/><BR/>Now you've summed up those three... (which I already wanted in the following order... 1.) Wii Sports, 2.) Zelda 3.) Rayman)<BR/><BR/>I now need your thoughts on Red Steel... I know this will limit your Tequila budget, but perhaps ypu could rent or borrow it?<BR/><BR/>God, I was almost so bowled over by this post that I forgot to mention that I've got my 'big one' on show over at the Dreamcast Junkyard... (http://www.thedreamcastjunkyard.tk)<BR/><BR/>Go and take a peak...fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.com